jose breton

Best magician of all time expert in fire magic and loves to play hide and seek with their children

Jose breton is better than copperfield

by Llon January 9, 2017

the Braxton c

Better then dude boy

the Braxton c is better than derek

by Yeet yeet king April 20, 2021

Troy & Braxton

literally the coolest motherfuckers to exist, they’re nice to anyone and will be friends with anyone but once you screw them over in anyway they’ll both jump on you and beat the shit out of you until you seize up

“ yo do you see Troy & Braxton over there?”

“ yeah they’re losers but they’re cool”

by niggaanalisgood August 22, 2021

Covid brixton

The Most deadly person you’ll ever meet

Who is the great Covid brixton?

by Covid brixton November 23, 2021

The Braxton

The act of cunnilingus after he/she brushes his tongue with Colgate optic white toothpaste.
Tingle lasts 20 minutes post oral.
Just do it.
Invested by Braxton.

Roberto did the Braxton this morning and I could barely drive to work.

by Torridtalks June 13, 2023

Thierry Breton

A Thierry Breton is a creature that embodies a disturbing and grotesque combination of unsettling characteristics. It has the slimy, elongated form of a slug, its body covered in a slick, mucus-like substance that aids its silent, slithering movement. This creature exhibits parasitic tendencies akin to a leech and a tick, feeding on the vital fluids of its prey by latching on with sucker-like appendages. Its appearance is further marked by a bright, red, swollen area on its back, reminiscent of a baboon's, which it uses for display or intimidation. The Thierry Breton's limbs are twisted and gnarled, with long, bony fingers similar to those of Gollum, adding to its nightmarish visage. Its large, bulging, human-like eyes exude a disturbing sense of intelligence and hunger, while its mouth is a grotesque mixture of sharp teeth and sucker-like structures, perfect for draining life from its victims. The creature also exhibits abnormal sexual tendencies, with behaviors that are grotesque and disturbing, further adding to its nightmarish nature. This creature is a symbol of parasitic and predatory horror, blending the most unsettling traits of its various inspirations.

The villagers whispered of Thierry Breton's vile presence, not only fearing its parasitic hunger but also its abnormal sexual tendencies, which added a grotesque layer of horror to its already nightmarish existence.

by Cowboy Pooh August 12, 2024

Linguini Brentonara

Linguini with clams, white wine and spicy Italian sausage.

Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.

Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'

by Laz November 12, 2023