Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.

Now I’ve got blue balls all day!

by BarryBaz September 7, 2023

Blue Ball Car

When you hear a nice sounding car and it turns out it is not a good looking car.

*loud car vrooming*
"Oooooh that sounded nice"
*sees piece of junk car*
"Oh, it was just a blue ball car"

by ThatGeckoBoi January 13, 2023

phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.

Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.

by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

Blue Balls

The MSM doing everything they can to censor to protect the Democrat party...to the point where no one believes them and they become ineffective and ignored.

The media has Blue Balls when it comes to their effort to change the Cuomo narrative to #MeToo from nursing home deaths.

by AureT March 7, 2021

Blue Balled

When you warm up in the bullpen for multiple innings but do not go into the game.

Dude skipper just blue balled me to put in the lefty specialist.

by The man formerly known as Bass March 27, 2022

Blue Balls

The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.

Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!

by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 27, 2021