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y'all bitches need jesus

Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help
Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!
by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 6, 2014
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bitches on a bitchboat

1. n. An exclamation suggesting something to be of an extreme nature.
That hurt like eight bitches on a bitchboat, bitch!
by Jesus of Nazareth September 27, 2006
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Bitches Galore

you have a line of ho's to choose from 2 take to the club
by Dave Tedesco January 30, 2008
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fuck bitches, plant trees

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 7, 2011
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bitchass nigga

Someone who is always afraid to do what others are not.
That bitchass nigga Paul ran when he heard the cops
by Locmaster January 19, 2006
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Fuck Bitches, Get Money

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Fuck bitches, get money.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Fuck bitches, Get money"
by BaylenMiller January 21, 2009
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Bitches be Bitches

A phrase to describe a girl when she's doing what girls do, such as fucking with a guy's head.
Person 1: This bitch keeps talking to me, but I have no clue what she means.

Person 2: That happened to me too! Bitches Be Bitches!
by shottythebro June 13, 2012
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