Business Bender

5 days in a row of being blackout drunk or damn close to it

Halloweekend was a shit show, we had a business bender from thursday through tuesday.

by Pedro the Poet November 3, 2011

Bender Spender

A slutty homosexual sugar baby that lives on fast numourous relationships for fast money. Very snakey and shady and bank currupts their partner very fast.

I swear Greg is only in relationships constantly to get money for his Gucci belt and shoes.Hes such a Bender Spender

by Riceinmypitties September 13, 2019

Phlem bender

The act of sniffing so hard in which you bring not only the snot from your sinuses. But also the pure phlem of your lungs. You will be able to taste it for weeks if done right.

Friend- *Intensely snorts/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear your phlem bender potential in that one

by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019

S-Bender

One of the suspected causes of the ghost shit / ghost poo in which after a shit has been ejaculated out of the human body it either shoots out so fast or holds not enough mass to float and makes it's way down the toilet's S-Bend pipes never to be seen again.

I just took a shit this morning and looked in the bowl and it was gone. What a great S-Bender

by Soke No-Last-Name May 13, 2011

Hetro-bender

When a gay person hooks up with a straight person they become a hetro-bender.

Girl 1: Did you see Sweeny hooked up with a straight girl at the club last night?
Girl 2: Yes. She loves being a hetro-bender doesnt she.

by JonnySn1per September 23, 2016

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

Phlem Bender

The act of intense snort/sniffling so hard in which not only the mucus from your sinuses but the phlem all the way from the core of your lungs. Done correctly, and you will taste it for weeks.

Friend- *Intensely snort/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear the Phlem Bender potential in that one

by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019