Oprah Beers

... any time two or more men drink alcohol during the afternoon on a weekday, while there spouses are distracted by Oprah.

Walter: Hey Larry whats your wife doing?
Larry: The usual.
Walter Wanna go for Oprah Beers?
Larry: You Bet!

by Larry Eienstien June 20, 2007

Jacking for beats

Chasing younger women.

Pete is down at the bar jacking for beats.

by Pete Dick November 9, 2007

beefstew

A nothing nobody. A has been. A never was.

You're a beefstew - Riiiiiiight.

by Bons May 28, 2006

Beegs

A Marth player that is gay
Commonly known as Gai sensei to those known as Crum

Bead is a marth player that isn't gay but Beegs is

by SolecalibureBBoy July 20, 2009

Wise beyond beers

Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.

Damn I can't believe you remembered all that shit. You sir are wise beyond beers.

by opkode April 3, 2013

fanny beats aka TDB

Twitch down below or mild tingle in the female genitalia

originates from a pre-historic urge to reproduce

'He kissed me and i got TBD'

by Robin De Bora May 13, 2005

My dad beats me

A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment

"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"

by Bof-Bof's no.1 fan November 7, 2018