Mainstream Beer

Any beer a teenager likes to party with. See Coors, Budweiser, and the like.

Piss water that you buy simply because an advertisement got to you.

Kids drink shitty mainstream beer to look cool in front of their friends. Fucking posers.

Just because it had a funny commercial doesn't mean I'll buy that shitty mainstream beer.

by MarshalJD March 30, 2009

All foam and no beer.

A person who is mentally deficient.

That guy is so dumb you could say he is all foam and no beer.

by nauticalmarc November 17, 2013

Mug root beer

Mug root beer is an amazing soda. Even considered to be the best drink, but is tied with lean, thus nobody is sure which is the best drink. However, they have been wars and conflicts surrounding these two amazing drinks. So people argue that lean wins because it's the first drink to kill people out of its taste and the fact that if purple guy drank it he wouldn't come back in fnaf 26 in a wheelchair.

However, others argue about mug root beer. It was way older than "your mom gay" jokes existed, and the fact it's not actually beer means that anyone can drink it, and the fact it isn't a drug it mans it safe for everyone to drink. They also argue that lean is hard to make and the medience required is rare to find, but if you go to Walmart you just needed to go to the soda aisle and get the mug root beer. It's also cheaper than lean, meaning you can buy more at a cheaper expense.

However, both drinks are unhealthy. With the presence known as "addiction", it makes the user just drink more than the global consumption of bottled water. This led to hundreds if not thousands of deaths around the world. The addiction is now your new overlord, and it shall make you drink the drink you got addicted to.

But here is a new solution,

Why not combine them? Wouldn't that make it better?

MRB Fan: Bro mug root beer is the best drink there ever is!
Lean fan: No lean is you idiot.
The person who tried both of the drinks: They are all equally as good, and better than your silly argument.

by HellInferno March 4, 2022

beer

A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.

by smoog August 13, 2004

beer-joke

The linguistic or artistic reference to beer or any other alcoholic beverage, which is intended to be humorous (i.e. jokes, stories, clothing, music etc.).

A shirt that reads "this is not a beer belly" and points to a man's protruding mid-section: a clear beer-joke.

An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.

You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree

Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.

by Big Sean January 9, 2007

beer fu

The ability to engage in physical combat after drinking copius amounts of beer. A predominantly north American martial art practiced in back wood taverns, at bachelor parties, and at NASCAR events.

Don't fuck with Wayne, he seems mild mannered, but he has been drinking Pabst since noon and knows beer fu.

by Matt Booyah April 12, 2008

beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.

Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.

by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008