by congobongo123 January 28, 2019
Ben "Hey man how do you want to go out."
Dexter "River ramping. There's really no other way to go. It's like the Valhalla for idiots.
Dexter "River ramping. There's really no other way to go. It's like the Valhalla for idiots.
by Deanis420 March 22, 2022
A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America
“Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
by Bahami July 29, 2018
Most known as the lead singer a the alternative rock band "Weezer". He is also knows as a middle aged man who is into half-Japanese girls.
by blockofcheese April 05, 2020
the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.
-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."
-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"
Houston>Dallas
-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"
Houston>Dallas
by pipingrockforlife August 06, 2009
1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.
2: Your Rectum
2: Your Rectum
1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"
2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"
2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"
by Kris Ryan August 05, 2008
When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.
by kismet & zee April 14, 2009