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Baltimore Stock Exchange

When two people of any gender exchange flatulence by lining up their asses so that their assholes align. They then fart at the same time, exchanging gases.
Dave and I are great proponents of the Baltimore Stock Exchange
by jubal early July 29, 2011
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Baltimore Broil

The Baltimore Broil is different from other defecation terms in that it involves baking the load.

Take a huge smash on a metal cookie tray, and place it in your preheated oven. Broil. It's done when the paint starts peeling off the walls.
I invited my girlfriend over for the first time forgetting the baking that was well underway.

Girlfriend: Oh jesus, what's that horrible smell?
Me: I totally forgot I've got a Baltimore Broil baking away in the oven. It's nearly ready. Would you like some?
by GrossFactor March 21, 2014
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Hot Balty

When a girl has an ass that is so fine you want her to fart in your face and sharting is also acceptable.
That girl in the QC library is so hot I'd let her Hot Balty me.
by Lizet Belaustegui April 2, 2008
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baltimore

I LOVE BALTIMORE! everything about it is wonderful- first off all of the private schools, no one else understands them. everyone wearing lilly, polo, and lacoste and drivng their suv's around is the best. what else can be better in the summer than a crab feast. oh and of course the parties off falls road, which of course always gets busted. BMORE IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD.
st. pauls, maryvale, boys latin, and ndp- the best private schools out there.
by spchica May 7, 2005
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balltuitous

Verb-Being one who licks the piece of skin that connects your anus to your scrotum.Also known as a taint scraper

I personally like to describe particularly people who I don't like or a chick that's being bitchy.

Although the act is common in sexual relations I prefer to use it for describing idiotic people

Also known as a taint scraper.A taint is the skin that connects your anus to your ball-sack. On a woman its called a(Kaziff).(Cause if) it wasn't there their insides would fall out.
That chick's being a bit balltuitous.

She's got a balltuitous tone in her voice
by NippleBiter August 27, 2010
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Baltimore Blade

A discarded heroin syringe used as a weapon
A gang of junkies wielding Baltimore Blades chased me last night
by Howimetyourgrandma May 14, 2019
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charlie baltimore

used in the military, it means to be a cock blocker.
Man 1:Dude, I cant belive Dan would move in on that girl i was talking to.

Man 2:I know he's such a charlie baltimore!
by Zeal1 April 28, 2008
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