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stupida-baracha

That boy is acting so stupid. What a stupida-baracha.
by jessy312 November 21, 2016
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Jack Barakat

The adorable guitarist for All Time Low that's been my favorite for three years. He also called me pretty.
Me: Hi Jack!
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.

Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*
by Jemy May 31, 2009
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Holmdel Bracket

A traditional annual contest held and organized by the students of Holmdel High School in New Jersey without the supervision of staff members (who are aware). Every year around early spring, the upperclassmen guys brainstorm the hottest girls in the school (usually consisting of a female teacher or two) and create a bracket. Likewise, the upperclassmen girls get together and come up with the best looking guys. Ongoing for approximately a month, multiple "contestants" are eliminated weekly based on who's hotter than who and this is determined by hearing out the students' opinions. This bracket is posted and updated on a website and the website is taken down at the end of the contest. There are typically loads of kids carrying a printed copy with them in school and sharing it with their friends, but the staff stays on the lookout and if they catch you with the bracket in your hand, you automatically get a detention. In the end, you're virtually crowned best looking girl and guy of the school, but you don't win anything except an ego boost.
Did you see who moved up on the holmdel bracket this week?
by jerseyshore January 17, 2010
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Baracktrack

To renege on one's campaign promises once elected and inagurated.
Fearing an economic obamanation of epic proportions, the President-elect baracktracked on his promise to raise Capital Gains Taxes once elected.
by gbythac March 25, 2009
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Barackaganda

Any medium displaying absurd adulation for Barack Obama by romanticizing, idealizing, deifying, or otherwise portraying him far more positively than is realistic or even healthy.
"Dude, did you see that Rolling Stone magazine where they have Obama heroically standing in front of some clouds with the words 'A New Hope' on the cover? What a bunch of Barackaganda."
by DubbaA January 6, 2009
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bracketry

n. A non-existent branch of mechanical engineering that gets little respect; the science and technology associated with designing brackets. (A bracket is a support, consisting of metal or wood, projecting from a wall or the like to hold or bear the weight of a shelf, secure a part from moving, etc.)

Often considered an art form.
Stan: Matt, what do you think of this design?
Matt: I like it, but the bracketry could use some tweaking - it seems like there might be an interference.
by Andy792 June 28, 2007
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baracktober

1. n. a thirty one day period of time which anticipates tremedous positive change.

2. the tenth month of the year in the gregorian calendar. formerly october.

3. v. to lead in political campaign opinion polls by a large margin, with a high likelihood of victory.
1. "the last day of baracktober is halloween, and then there are 4 more days until the election"

2. "thirty one days hath baraktober, and also january, when the bush nightmare will be over."
by juped June 29, 2008
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