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ringtone band

A band/person/group whos music is so annoying that you would only get it as a ring tone to be as annoying as possible. (i.e. My Humps)
My humps is such a ringtone band song
by Urban Librarian September 2, 2007
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Booze bandage

1) The consumption of more alcohol to help alleviate the pain caused by a bad hangover
2) May be used when suffering from Booze Flu.
I need a booze bandage if I am going to go out again tonight
by Luckys3000 October 28, 2008
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Honors Band

*NOT A HONORS CLASS*

Honors Classes: Math, Science, Language Arts.
Not Honors Classes: Band.
Me: Hey, do you take any honors classes?
Daniela: I take honors band...
Me: You mean symphonic band
Daniela: No I take "honors band"

Me: bitch.....
by Sexist Alexis The Nazi November 12, 2018
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Jew Baldy

guy 1: oh fucken el cunt u see that jew baldy over there
guy 2: fuck me that's a Macca the lil fucken scum slut
guy 1: yea he has no skin
macca: oi nigga
by YA DOG MATE March 17, 2019
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Buc Band

A cult in which you shall not givethe hands”.
The Buc Band will get flamed if they give Montoyathe hands”.
by 3/3hoesmad August 29, 2019
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Marching Band

The biggest group of shitheads you will ever encounter. Each and everyone of them emits crackhead energy unlike any other but when you get past their crackheadedness you see amazing, genuine people who you will make memories with that will last a lifetime. Fun fact : they also only date within the band.
Dave: oml did you say ur in marching band? gross
Lancaster: nah fam that's the best group of people I've ever met
Dave: oh really? shit maybe I should join
by T2forever January 14, 2020
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Stretch the rubber band

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.
Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!
by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013
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