arse bandit

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Fanny bandit

Another way of saying fuckboy

This kids such a Fanny bandit

by Hippotankus June 6, 2019

Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.

The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!

by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020

deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by TheGolem August 16, 2020

The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

time bandits

A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.

Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

Foot Bandit

The fantasies of ones sexual urges towards feet corrupts their mind, thus creating an outburst of uncontrollable lust sex for any feet around the being.

I got home, he took off my shoes, and sucked the fuck out of my toes. At that point I knew he was nothing more than a corrupted Foot Bandit

by MyDadHitsMe July 1, 2017