baltimore teenagers are:
•guys asking for nudes every night from monday-thursday
•hunt valley on friday night
•jdance saturday night
•towson mall all day sunday
•guys asking for nudes every night from monday-thursday
•hunt valley on friday night
•jdance saturday night
•towson mall all day sunday
by yo123yo January 17, 2018
Get the baltimore teenagersmug. first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.
by Lar1c August 17, 2024
Get the Baltimore Black Beansmug. Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024
Get the Baltimore Front Porchmug. **Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**
A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025
Get the Baltimore Ear Dropmug. When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
by Istolemysistersaccountforthis August 4, 2025
Get the Baltimore Bologna Beammug. The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.
by surfdog May 28, 2016
Get the baltimore bouncing bettymug. Fuck you Baltimore! Is a phrase and possible tagline from an ad for Big Bill Hell's Care in Baltimore, Maryland.
by CzechShar October 2, 2023
Get the Fuck you Baltimoremug.