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Will Ferell

not the actor but same loser.

Has already blocked 11 people at U Waterloo and participated in the blocking of a threesome, the worst block of all
Will Ferrel had another victim? that cock block.
by Quarkie November 23, 2003
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cock block

Expecting to get pussy and never recieving any, or getting pussy but never climaxing. Usually caused by interference(friends/company, parents, passing out, etc.)or the female is too tired, has morals, or is not in the mood.

Usually results in blue balls the next day. Blue balls is a temporary condition typified by a sharp pain in the testicles and lower stomach/abdomen area. A sensation similar to that of getting kicked in the balls.
Last night I got cock blocked and this morning I've got a massive case of blue balls. I can't even walk right. Oww!
by MaD April 18, 2005
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cock block

A person who stops you from getting pussy, a piece of ass or punaner.
Hey thanks for attending my wedding."my friend said.
"Thanks, this was all about thanks? Fuck! Your welcome cockblock! I shouted.
by Snipes ur Ass March 14, 2004
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Cock Block

Someone who doesn't allow someone else to perform sexual intercourse by acts of word or action.

Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked)

Noun and a Verb....
Noun - "Bill is such a fucking cock block. He was just jealous that I was mackin' dem hoes."

Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."
by HyperWake777 March 30, 2009
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Cock block awareness day

Cock block awareness day falls on the September 12th of every year.
John: "Hey, did you hear about tomorrow? It's Cock block awareness day."
by Kegmeister October 4, 2012
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cock block

the infamous act of concealing a friends penis in cheez wiz in sake of being a total douche bag.
Justin Timberlake covered my dick with chees wiz and licked it off.... what a cockblock
by Vagina McVaginastein May 8, 2005
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