Bird

The act of walking into a window or screen door thinking there isn't one there, similar to what birds do.

'Wow, that girl just went bird on that window! She seems disoriented.'

by Atlmom September 25, 2013

Bird

Hoes or side b*tches

Damn bro I got a new girl.
Ew no nigga she a bird.

by Fvckyamean May 30, 2015

Birding-it

To 'Bird-it' means to Act like a twat and flirt.

Having 10m wide sideburns and kicking a girl in the leg then saying "errrrrrrr plz dont hurt me" would be flirting a bit.

by Renton October 24, 2003

Bird

Extending the middle finger and thumb. As in Top Gun

"You know, the bird. I'm sorry I hate it when it does that"

by Goose December 7, 2003

Bird

twat, cunt, labia, vagina, you get the idea....a women's genitalia

I was a virgin until Bob mounted my bird.

by John R. December 9, 2003

bird-fuck bird-cunt

when, while hunting, you kill a particularly fine looking bird and decide to engage in intercourse with it, this is called a bird-fuck bird-cunt if and only if the birds cunt is stretched and torn when you are done.

That was a pretty sweet bird-fuck bird-cunt back there, eh skipper?
Skipper is a dog.

by Jimmy "the vagoo" Johnson March 31, 2010

bird

another name for a really really hot guy

hes a fine bird!

by bliss January 27, 2004