Beany

Where you get pissed at 1am and walk into the house and eat beans on toast with ya dad, while your mum takes a photo and posts it on Instagram.

Holly is a beany and gets terrored at the jcb academy for it.

by BigmouthA December 30, 2018

beanis

A philosophy that a normal person will not be able to comprehend unless they truly follow the ways of the beanis. The beanis is a way of life, thinking, moral code and ultimately provides peak satisfaction in life.

Bro, how’s your beanis?
It’s doing well, how’s your beanis?
It’s been growing since I’ve been following the path of the Beanis.

by young beanis May 28, 2024

Beanies

A girlfriend/link. Boys who think they’re on road use this a lot. Basically means a girlfriend or like females that like you.

“I really need some beanies to come and link me fam.”

by ilovemymans August 8, 2022

Beanie

During intercourse the male stuffs his testicles in the receiving parties anus and pulls them out quickly.

I straight got Beanie with Betty last night. My balls are Killin me.

by teabagsup indis June 22, 2021

Beanie

Basically a broke ass cunt

Anyone know Beanie, Yeah Isn't that the Torpoint cunt that's that poor he goes to kfc and licks other people's fingers?

by Dave, everyone knows a dave. May 27, 2022

New Beanie

A common phrase to describe a new hat, typically knitted with a pom pom at the peak.

“Yo kyle i like that fucking new beanie”

by drewdenney January 1, 2023

Beanie

A nickname for people (in particular females) who take school to serious and date people from Minnesota.

Man carol boyfriend is from Minnesota, such a beanie!

by Godyahdig January 4, 2021