A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff
by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018
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by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020
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by lion boi April 24, 2020
Get the bastard Kate mug.The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.
by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020
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by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021
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A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.
I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.
by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022
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