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The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019
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Banter Barrier

When you make a comment thinking it will be a joke but instead it crosses several lines and starts an argument ending in 1000 messages on discord depending on what side of the joke you are on.
"your fat", "your built like a hp pencil", "your so fat you wake up on both sides of the bed", "when god said let their be light he had to ask you to move out the way first", "that joke wasnt cool you crossed the banter barrier"
by Makka Pakz June 27, 2025
mugGet the Banter Barriermug.

Banter

Causing complete fuckery within your group of friends and around your neighborhood. Having the littest day/night ever. Sometimes doing crazy shit.
Ryan: Are we causing banter later?
Sebastian: Fuck yea. We are gonna fuck shit up.
Dontae: Lets have banter tonight!
Nick: We are gonna get fucking lit!
by Bozo Banter June 10, 2018
mugGet the Bantermug.

Banter

Having lots of fun in a physical and verbal way!
Josh punches Willie.
Jack says ohh this is great banter!
by Crazyvideos.tv November 13, 2016
mugGet the Bantermug.

Banter

Ayyy banter
by Bigpussydixkcunt October 31, 2018
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punto banter

Banterous behaviour during being a passenger/driving of a fiat punto
Shouting abuse to pedestrians as you drive past them - "JEW" - "Punto banter"
by JKalinski April 13, 2011
mugGet the punto bantermug.

constructive banter

Construstructive banter: creating awkward/funny/evil situations for the your own amusment purposes. E.g: let's put these socks on my dog and laugh at him .. Person 2: you can't do that, its cruelty! Person 1: no,its just constructive banter.. Hence forth defining the phrase constructive banter ©GreenBandannaDictionary
Constructive banter was a phrase that originated from Jroad massive in the late months of 2013. Its a way to justify the cruelty towards friends/victims in your own mind. Eg: it may have made him cry,but now he knows his breathe smells like cheese
by tagwan November 13, 2013
mugGet the constructive bantermug.

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