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Acton tux

The atire of a resident of the town of Acton (aka "the armpit of Ontario") on a special occasion or ANY occasion for that matter. The atire consists of a plaid lumber jacket and cougar boots with the tongues out.
Sandy: "Are you wearing your Acton tux to the wedding ?"
Aaron: "Um... what ?"
Sandy: "Your Acton tux - you wearing it ?"
Aaron: "Ummm... what ?"
Sandy: "Nevermind"
by Snydbo April 24, 2011
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Alton Towers

Popular theme park in England. Famous for a lot of rides including it's most trademark one, 'Oblivion'. 'Air' is most likely to break down whilst riding it and you're most likely to drop a shoe or hat in 'Nemesis'. A very enjoyable theme park but if you soil yourself on 'Rita' you're screwed.

Also commonly shortened down to 'AT'.
"Let's go to Alton Towers today Mummy, but I mustn't forget to bring a change of pants!"
"AT is so damn cool!"
"Did you hear, that oblivion at AT is so scary!"
by sianster April 8, 2008
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Antonio

Oh hot damn this boy is so sexy it almost hurts to look! He's a great cuddler and keeps us girlies warm at night :)
Antonio is such a cutie he's like a teddy bear :)
by your_fav_lesbian January 10, 2010
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Anton

A SEXY MATURE BOY. He can be athletic when he wants to be also intelligent to but hes still very intelligent. -Anton i got this from a friend XD also popular with the girls. Yup come get the Anton and is very good at comedy or funny if u say
Jamo: whats for lunch? Anton: MAIN COURSE IS Cocaine on the side you have. Pot along with LED and the dairy is Marijuana
by Tottaly not Anton May 26, 2018
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San Antonio Spurs

the best in the west! the future of the nba cause they have tim duncan, manu ginobili, and tony parker!
San Antonio Spurs is going to beat Detroit Pistons...
by theGREATone July 4, 2005
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Alton

A very sweet guy who is loving and compassionate. He is very loyal, funny, and smart. He has a beautiful voice when he sings. Is very fast. Has many friends and is kind to everyone. If you say something flirty or mean to his girlfriend, he will chase you until YOU run out of breath. He will comfort you in a crisis. He loves to talk to his friends. He makes time for his Girlfriend, brings her nice gifts, loves her, kisses her on the cheek, compliments her (even though she denies it), and takes care of her.
DIALOGUE:

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Alton.
Person 3: He's really funny and very cute.
Person 2: You should go talk to him!
Person 3: YEAH! GO DO IT!
Person 1 & 3: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Person 2: FINE!

Person 2: Hey, how's it going? I'm (name)

Alton: Hey, I'm fine. How are you? You look nice. Oh, by the way, I'm Alton.
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Acton, MA

A small and pointless town where all places of recreation where at one point torn down and turned into ugly apartments that no one ever bought, or were gutted and are left as lone standing buildings waiting until the day they fall, much like the Mineke and the McDonald's.

The school system is decent, full of teachers who care too much about things that aren't important. There are a range of stereotypes, including the normal portugese cliques, the stereotypical blacks, the druggies, the skaters (what's the difference between the two latter? no one knows,) the sluts, the preps, the emos, the scenies, and the jocks. There's tons of homophobia from the vast majority of jocks, but there is a more broad acceptance of homosexuality than most other schools. The GSA's pretty big.

There's essentially nowhere to hang out. Drug dealings go on primarily behind the Bowladrome, a dark place where children go to bowl, win cheap prizes from the arcade, and possibly be kidnapped and never seen again. Most of the town goes through a Starbucks every now and again since the installment of one several years ago. There's a zillion Dunkin Donuts and probably seven billion ATMs. The kids have no cash and get by by smoking serious weed and being losers. Nothing too great.

And we believe that you can't spell "losers" without LS, standing for Lincoln-Sudbury (Drunkin' Drugsbury), our sports rival.

P.S. The girls do not cut off their toes for crack.
1: Where you from?
2: Acton, MA
1: Where the hell is that?
2: Exactly.
by An Anonymous AB-er. November 2, 2008
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