by helloimfromuranus June 12, 2014
Get the i wuv youmug. I tomato you.
by Abstract shit September 1, 2017
Get the i tomato youmug. Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.
Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.
Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)
A: Asshole tries to build feelings.
*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*
B: Asshole plays with feelings.
*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*
C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)
*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*
D: Break up with them.
*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)
A: Asshole tries to build feelings.
*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*
B: Asshole plays with feelings.
*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*
C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)
*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*
D: Break up with them.
*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
by Sephirion/Taeron November 14, 2010
Get the I love youmug. A cool way of saying i love you to your friends. Somewhat different than i love you, more like i heart you!
by Molly September 2, 2004
Get the I lover youmug. 
Person 1: yo I miss you
Person 2: are you wearing black socks ????
Person 1: no????
Person 2: ngl that's kinda gay
Person 2: are you wearing black socks ????
Person 1: no????
Person 2: ngl that's kinda gay
by h0m0squid September 24, 2019
Get the I miss youmug. Matt looks obviously at Molly's ass
James: I see you Matt, I see you.
Spencer takes a ground ball of the nuts in infield practice because he's fuckin' around
James: a'boy, I see you.
James: I see you Matt, I see you.
Spencer takes a ground ball of the nuts in infield practice because he's fuckin' around
James: a'boy, I see you.
by $$$$$$$$$$$J-Money$$$$$$$$$$$$ March 24, 2009
Get the I see youmug.