Flail Artist

A term used to describe a person that doesn't follow through on plans that had been made, whether the plans were of important nature or not, there always seems to be a fantastically unbelievable, or stupid, reason behind this person leaving his/her friends hanging. To not follow through is to flail, or leave hangin'. When skills are developed in particular areas, displaying creativity and talent, one is considered an artist. To show skill and creativity in blowing off friends, for a legitimate reason, or from plain laziness, is a Flail Artist.

"I should have known, even though we talked yesterday about how I really needed a ride to work today, he blew me off, I'm sure hes got an awesome excuse, damn it he always does this, hes such a Flail Artist.

by Cuddle1Puddle July 6, 2010

performance artist

synonym with porn actor/actress

Yeah, I heard he's a performance artist.

Oh, so he makes porn, I see.

by nemen December 26, 2013

pickup artist

Something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.

computer user 1: I am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: The last time you walked in front of a girl you pissed your pants

by Roguetrick March 4, 2007

sketch artist

One who is constantly paranoid especially while drunk or high.

(driving home after a long night of drinking)

Caroline: oh my God I heard a siren you're getting pulled over!!!!

James: That was my cell phone beeping you fucking sketch artist!

by Erin May 7, 2004

Word Artist

The type of person who is incessant on finding the perfect word for what they are trying to say, and once they do, they say the word in a condescending tone, as if you don't know what it means.

This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.

This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.

Regular Person: "Hey, did you eat yet?"

Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."

R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."

by dexi June 1, 2010

Crap artist

Phillip K Dick book, a man or woman who takes everyday materials and try to pronounce it with art

the crap artist made his meal of bacon and eggs into a smiley face to show an extensionalist look of hell

by marcu$ May 3, 2004

Choke Artist

Boston Redsox

The Boston Redsox have to be the biggest choke artist in the 21 century after their performance against the Yankees

by daveoooooo September 23, 2012