Angela

a very strange (usually brown) creature that hangs upside down in caves and makes distinctive screeching noises.

susan: oh my, what is that noise? it sounds like a dolphin. wait! can it be? it's the rare Angela!

by awhitevanbythenameofpetunia August 23, 2011

Angela

A blonde-haired girl who seems innocent but in reality is actually a horny little child. When she grows up she will likely end up taking it up the rear from every guy she ever meets.

That bitch must've been an Angela when she was a freshman in high school....

by sweatshirt69 October 19, 2013

Angela

a creepy, plotting, evil robber who takes your cookies when she thinks youre not watching

noooo! mr bob assigned my seat next to angela!!

by hapa_dog June 16, 2019

Angela

A piece of shit

Your such an Angela today

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019

Angela

Similar to closet whore an angela will appear to be an innocent, organized girl who tries to run the show. This ends up giving her bitchy undertones. In reality she is a whore who believes she is too good to be a skank and therefore will look down upon public skanks.

yo she is such an angela i heard she sucked off the teacher to get straight A's

by concerned child advertiser February 28, 2010

angela

Gothic Vampiress of small stature from Central Europe last seen around the time of Charlemagne -780 AD. Was known to drink excessivly and when available was found sniffing "Butt", a locally found glue derivative.

Taken from Chronicles of Aktar 723-805
At once I saw her emerge from the dark a crazed Angela, driven wild from Butt sniffing and smelling of Mead.. oh and clad in black

by Heinz Fredrick October 7, 2007