Eric

1. A man who will never appreciate you and will only keep you around to satisfy his own selfish needs.

2. A man who loves himself above all others; an extremely self centered person.

Don't go out with him he's an Eric.

by dorkissmaximus May 22, 2014

Eric

A man who is albino and likes to play soccer. He often touches his friends and fondle his pets.

Eric is has no penis

by Yfugigigud January 24, 2014

eric

usually married to emily's

horrible at relationships
never talk
usually has blonde hair
obviously has blue eyes
gigantic forehead

wow must be a eric and emily if their relationship is that bad

by bobmarley69 April 6, 2016

Eric

Man with a small penis

He must be an Eric

by Urmumgae47 January 4, 2018

Eric

A guy who is really tech savvy and knows a lot about electronics. He likes Apple and hates Android. He can be really nice at times but can be a jerk at other times. He is funny and can always make you laugh.

Ugh! My laptop is acting up. Maybe Eric can fix it.

by Out_in_Neverland24 June 1, 2015

Eric

Eric is some short person, usually with big ears and a small head. Ive seen it all
He just stalks girls online and in real life.
Hes really desperate to hang out with people and will even ignore his friends to get used by a girl.
To be presise, they mainly tend to look like goblins

"Atleast im not eric"
"Stop bieng an eric man, little creep"
"Eric you little goblin"

by Mr.Clarker July 23, 2016

ERIC

Eric is a mentally retard person with a gay high pitch voice, that has scrawny glasses and is a little midget faggot. He likes to spend his time sucking dick and getting it from behind from his boyfriend Macro. Last he always wears blue cloths because he is a poor as person.

Why you such a Eric.
Stop being a Eric

by Dat Nigger Faggot 69 November 9, 2017