Alfie is gangster and will roll anyone. He is mostly a short person but he has a massive egg plant and he is very good looking. Also very funny.
by elfdoog November 22, 2021

A small dog with a perverse penchant for approaching and continuously sexually harassing larger, older dogs.
by WeLoveDeNortside April 10, 2022

Top man who loves football and food. Can eat after every meal never goes hungry. People love to feed Alfie exotic fruits. He's a party animal. Loves a good dance in the mix. Forever shouting oii oii
by Alfiekaka10 November 23, 2021

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by smelly stain January 16, 2020
