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Alaskan Cowboy

It is similar to an Alaskan Pipeline. You take a shit in a condom, and then you began to freeze your shit. Once your shit is frozen, get a shoe lace; rap the shoe lace around the frozen shit. Then when you fuck your partner from the back, (doggy style is the most common use) and then begin to whip the frozen shit at her.
Jackie: "I had a great time last night, my back is killing me"
John: "Dont thank me hunny, thank the Alaskan Cowboy"
by The Homie January 26, 2010
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Alaskan snow shrimpin

After ejaculating inside your partner, you suck it back out with a straw. Keeping as much of your tasty load in your mouth, you proceed to make out with them and tranfer your "secret snowball" into her unexpecting mouth.
To lori's surprise, she got a mouthful of alaskan snow shrimpin when making out with her b.f. right after he went shrimpin on her.
by scally wagger July 16, 2007
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alaskan

a very hardcore breed, born and raised in alaska is the only way known to man to be a true hardass. grueling conditions and terrian either makes or breakes MEN
he was raised in alaska therefore he can kick anyones ass that was raised in the lower 48 states.
Alaskans learn to live off the land and can survive anywere with anything, or nothing
by Chris deffenbaugh January 16, 2008
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Alaskan Thunderfuck

An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat
(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht
by Nigga N8 March 1, 2010
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Alaskan Snow-Cap

The act of ejaculating upon the tip of another penis, be it homosapien or otherwise. Can be performed by both parties thereby resulting in a double-Alaskan-snow-cap.
"Dude, i just came right on the tip of my dude bros' dick.'
"Dude bro, He Alaskan Snow-capped you"
"No dude bro, he came on mine too. Double-Alaskan-Snow-Cap."
by YourArtSucks November 27, 2009
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Alaskan Waffle

An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."
Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!

Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!
by Comrade_Jon December 28, 2010
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Baked Alaskan

Cuming into a shot glass, pouring 151 on top of it, light it on fire, and make her swallow it.
I totally gave her a baked Alaskan last night!
by Caucasiansensation December 6, 2011
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