air stair

When you step on a stair that is not there

I fell because I stepped on an air stair

by supsauce November 3, 2013

air chat

like an air kiss between celebrities or strangers, it is a pro forma chat, a chat just to be chatting, without substance. It can be in any format: im, gchat, text, facebook, and even (though more difficult) in person

I met someone last night and I thought we hit it off, but he gchatted me all morning and didn't say a thing. Talk about convo lite!

Did you see her facebook feed? Nothing but air there, all air chat. She clearly had nothing to say but didn't know to stop posting.

by Meliza February 22, 2011

Air Taco

Something that is underwhelming; a disappointment - like a taco filled with only air.

That storm was a huge air taco - it didn’t even rain!

by KurilianBobtail January 10, 2020

air-jacking

The motion made with one's own arm imitating a male masterbating to show a complete lack of interest or respect to someone talking.

I was standing behind my boss air-jacking while he was yelling at everyone in the meeting.

by Outlaw Redneck February 28, 2018

air mud

Air mud is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract expelled from the rectum. Also known as a fart.

Nelly, if you are going to blow air mud, can you please go into the other room? Maybe you can go into the air mud room a.k.a. the office in the basement, and close the door!

Your peers will consider you a big time joke dog when you throw air mud in public!

by Nicole for Bryan Nelson January 8, 2009

Air gum

A type of invisible gum generally masticated by the older and desiccated members of our society.

Old Ma Begley seemed blissfully unaware of the toy poodle carcass mashed round the rear wheel of her mobility scooter as she sped through the mall scowling into the far distance and chomping away on a big wad of air gum.

by EstuaryPig April 28, 2010

Air Mace

A word Brando made up for Trevor’s whip. Which is technically a really long flail anyway, so whatever.

Trevor Belmont: I will save the day and I will make this go away. I will hit you all in the balls with this Air Mace. Motherfuckah

by Charles_Martel November 7, 2019