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Emotional AIDS

Noun.

A disease generally caused by a former significant other that the sufferer can't (legally or in some other way) remove from his/her life or remove him/herself from, that results in being unable to function normally in an emotional sense ever again.
Friend 1: You're so pretty and smart and you have a good job now, why don't you start dating again?

Friend 2: I made the mistake of sleeping with him and it seems to be my kid's father's goal to make me suffer for it for the rest of my life. Every day it's some new kind of hell, and I can't take my kid and leave because the court orders say we have to stay. I can't even THINK about dating anyone, I'm such a mess. I couldn't drag someone else into this.

Friend 1: OMG, you have the Emotional AIDS!

Friend 2: :D! It's funny, because it's TRUE!
by astar_alone November 20, 2010
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Airborne Aids

A mutation of AIDS that is found in the air. Breathing in said air will give you hardcore AIDS.
It is also when a man infected with AIDS cums into a man/woman's mouth, giving them AIDS. It is named after the fact it is in the air, therefore, it is "airborne".
In Africa, the deadly airborne AIDS virus is killing more and more people every day.
Sarah is such a slut so it's not surprising that she got airborne AIDS.
by ZeusOfJuice April 18, 2016
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johnsons baby acid

You: Are you high? What are you on?
Him: Ecstasy Man.
Her: Johnsons Baby Acid?!? And you're ACTUALLY high?
by Crazy Legs 1966 November 18, 2017
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hearing AIDS

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.
"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."
by Jack324 November 24, 2007
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aidsified

adjective, someone who looks like they might be infected with aids based on a very bad pale pasty picture
Is it just me or does this chick looked coked out or aidsified?
by Deckhand4capt January 5, 2010
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acid hair

Is a phenomenon that occurs while a person is on acid.It is when your hair turns out awesome under circumstances where it absolutely should not.
lola:i just took the muddiest five hour hike wearing nothing but a satchel and boots

peter:it gave you awesome acid hair! lets go talk to the bunny in that tree
by lola 67 June 7, 2012
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aids trolley

Similar to an asshat, only much more blunt. This refers to an annoying driver who is in your way, with no way of getting out of the situation,similar to when you have aids. Since they are driving, they become an aids trolley.
That douche is going 25 in a 40 mph zone. I can't get around him. You gigantic aids trolley!
by churchofzultan May 11, 2014
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