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Getting athletic

Getting absolutely shitfaced; completely schnockered
by Ddawg69 December 9, 2021
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Core Athletix

A powerhouse cheer gym in upstate NY with 3 locations. They have numerous summit champion titles and participated in the cheerleading worlds ever since their opening in 2009.
Did you see what one of the teams from core athletix did? It was extremely impressive!
by just a frog from the northeast December 25, 2022
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Dunfermline Athletic F.C

Dunfermline Athletic F.C are a nasty little club in the shitehole known as fife.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.
Dunfermline Athletic F.C is a little hole filled with gremlins
by Cillmaster March 22, 2023
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Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.
Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”
by A person125 June 16, 2023
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Sneaky Athletic

Sneaky athletic is a nice term for a somewhat athletic white guy, i.e Josh Allen
Guy: Yo that play was awesome
Friend: I know Josh Allen is so good
Guy: Yeah he’s a sneaky athletic player
Commentator on TV: And Josh Allen, who is sneaky athletic, just ran a Packer over!
Random Bears fan: Fuck Green Bay
by Hugh J4nu$ October 4, 2023
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tomball athletics

tomball athletics is the most broke-ass faggot athletic program i have ever seen in my entire life. All the coaches are fat and yell at you to do stupid fucking workouts they couldn’t do if they were in their prime athletic state. Fuck that school man and take pe
oh your in tomball athletics?

your mom probably wore the same uniforms as you.
by umm ok. February 15, 2024
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Toxic athleticism

behavior in which the motivation for sport is presented as 'just for fun,' while in reality it holds a disproportionately high importance in a person's identity and serves as a means of self-validation. It is characterized by:
- excessive involvement in sports
- a high proportion of unusual sports that are socially admirable
- covert comparison
- false modesty or inaccurate perception of social norms regarding sport
- sport is a dominant topic of conversation
He said he got up at 5:30 to go ski touring and went for a run afterwards, because the tour was 'relaxed' with 'barely' 1,300vm. I hate the toxic athleticism at this party.
by Kerub December 21, 2025
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