Artist-Lost

The term Artist-Lost is used to describe any artist forced to have a non art career in order to finance their art career.

A satirical webcomic based on the art world through the eyes of a fantasy illustrator created by artist Jason Notter.
Why would you want to go to school for art? Your just going to end up an Artist-Lost for the better part of your life.
by Disgruntled Artist November 07, 2008
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Flail Artist

A term used to describe a person that doesn't follow through on plans that had been made, whether the plans were of important nature or not, there always seems to be a fantastically unbelievable, or stupid, reason behind this person leaving his/her friends hanging. To not follow through is to flail, or leave hangin'. When skills are developed in particular areas, displaying creativity and talent, one is considered an artist. To show skill and creativity in blowing off friends, for a legitimate reason, or from plain laziness, is a Flail Artist.
"I should have known, even though we talked yesterday about how I really needed a ride to work today, he blew me off, I'm sure hes got an awesome excuse, damn it he always does this, hes such a Flail Artist.
by Cuddle1Puddle July 02, 2010
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pickup artist

Something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.
computer user 1: I am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: The last time you walked in front of a girl you pissed your pants
by Roguetrick March 03, 2007
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sketch artist

One who is constantly paranoid especially while drunk or high.
(driving home after a long night of drinking)

Caroline: oh my God I heard a siren you're getting pulled over!!!!

James: That was my cell phone beeping you fucking sketch artist!
by Erin May 07, 2004
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Word Artist

The type of person who is incessant on finding the perfect word for what they are trying to say, and once they do, they say the word in a condescending tone, as if you don't know what it means.

This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.

This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.
Regular Person: "Hey, did you eat yet?"

Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."

R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."
by dexi May 28, 2010
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Crap artist

Phillip K Dick book, a man or woman who takes everyday materials and try to pronounce it with art
the crap artist made his meal of bacon and eggs into a smiley face to show an extensionalist look of hell
by marcu$ May 03, 2004
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Choke Artist

The Boston Redsox have to be the biggest choke artist in the 21 century after their performance against the Yankees
by daveoooooo April 21, 2012
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