Amish Butter Churner

During anal sex, after finishing inside the other person, the male forcefully plunges his dick in and out of their asshole. This makes the semen extra sticky and makes a loud splooshing sound. The one performing the act must have a neck beard, preferably with connecting sideburns.
"He hit me with that Amish Butter Churner after he came in my ass last night, it was horrible to clean up."
by Amish Butter Churner May 25, 2018
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amish porn star

An Amish porn star is a male who is Amish and is a porn star. The kinky bit is that the Amish porn star shoves a phone up their ass, and then, in the middle of the video the phone rings. And everyone's all like "WHAT THE FUCK." And I know, I am a TERRIBLE person.
1. I wonder who the fuck was calling that Amish porn star...
2. MAYBE it was your MOM asking for some kinky bondage with the Amish porn star.
3. You're absolutely right, I think it was my mom. That WHORE.
by HUST TO THE WEED April 04, 2005
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Amish mud woman

When a woman, possibly really Amish, puts on a solid-colored non-printed dress and jumps into a body of water,gets out all wet, walks over to the furrow his husband just plowed by horse, and starts rolling provocatively in the loose dry soil so that the dirt sticks to her. The male equivalent is the Amish Sweat Ritual.
I just watched a video of the Amish mud woman and wanked for 20 minutes.
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Amish Sweat Ritual

When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.
At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.
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amish robot

1) A wooden robot
2) A 15 year old who lives in New York named Fredrick
3) A horrible Counter-Strike player named Fredrick
"Hey mom! Look at that amish robot!"
by My Little Pwnee April 20, 2006
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amish pull wagon

The act of removing anal beads from one person while simultaneously inserting them into someone else
Jenny and Amanda enjoy amish pull wagons
by Garrettb125 December 22, 2015
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Amish Raw Dog

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman, without wearing a condom and looking like a person whos strait out of the Amish country
"Jack got his bitch pregnant because he wanted to do her amish raw dog style."
by Dark Lord of the Sith March 18, 2004
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