Alfie

W human being very POGGIES
Alfie is POGGIES as hell
by HECKER.MAN July 21, 2022
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Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet
by August 29, 2021
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Alfie & Ben

Alfie and Ben, they're just those guys at work or school that lick each others asshole's for breakfast lunch and dinner.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.

Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.
"Hey watch out for Alfie & Ben they're at it again!" "Oh yeah I'll make sure to stay away from them"
by g292922 January 25, 2022
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Alfi

Cant even spell his name right. Fanta pubes most likely. Probably gets erections over other boys but All is forgiven because he is probably on bike badness.
Hey that guy is dyslexic and ginger must be an Alfi lmao
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125
by Bmt yk November 28, 2021
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Alfie montero

Alfie Has a poo stain and is smelly
Alfie montero has a poo stain and is smelly
by smelly stain January 16, 2020
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Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .
Alfie lord is such a beast
by The beast 174 November 23, 2021
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Alfie K

Alfie K is an ancient Japanese warrior commonly glorified in anime. he resembles Randall from monsters inc. he's a nonchalant character who likes to lay down the law. commonly in deep thought Alfie expresses this with poses commonly like a greek statue. once asked Alfie got told I wouldn't struggle with the top
by randomrndm January 13, 2025
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