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Hearing-AIDS

What could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear sex.
George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.

Mayo: No, what happened?

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
by silverlemur December 9, 2008
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Bag of AIDS

A poor, unfortunate individual who is clearly just a bag of something unwanted and unpleasant.
Chris is such a Bag of AIDS, I feel very sorry for him, no wonder he hides in the shadows with his choad, waiting for the curtain to close.
by Stuie D November 13, 2012
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AIDS dick

a dick infected with Acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS)
"Fuck you with an AIDS dick"

"Fuck this song with and AIDS dick"
by ????aids dick??? December 18, 2008
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AIDS baby

1. A baby born with the HIV, because its mama had a smelly cooter.
2. A rich kid crying about something unimportant.
1. Tamiqua popped an AIDS baby out of her birth canal.
2. Ryan started crying like an AIDS baby after he got stabbed in the face.
by Ryan Guide October 23, 2007
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Aids Tiger

an extremely large tiger that has aids. This tiger can travel at the speed of light and has the ability the leap oceans. These tigers pick out humans, rape them, and give them aids. The only defense against these tigers is to not wipe yourself after you produce feces. These tigers do not want to rape an unclean anus. There are only three known aids tigers in existence but they are hard and dangerous to track. There is a man who goes by KMFG, he is the only known to be attempting to hunt these tigers. The last time an aids tiger was seen was near Oxford, Ohio. Before that, a tiger was seen somewhere near Moscow in Russia. These tigers are dangerous and must be avoided.
"yo man I got aids"
"my good sir, i must ask how to come to acquire this disease."
"well good fellow, i was gardening and i heard something coming and I turned around and just that moment, I was being raped by a large tiger and apparently this tiger had aids"
"yo that was one of the aids tigers, some one was raped in china yesterday, they can travel at the speed of light"
"i do declare that this is dangerous"
"yes it is rather unfortunate that you got aids from being raped by a tiger."
by superdude88 November 28, 2009
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dumpster aids

When one gets aids from either being In and or around a dumpster during the season of may.
gabe roy obtained his dumpster aids by climbing into the dumpster by goodwill.

Yo shit dawg that wheatbread is a faggot.
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aids cat

Literally, a cat that has FIV living on a back porch in Jacksonville, FL, waiting to be taken to the cat sanctuary. Used appropriately as an expletive to describe bad situations or people.
2007-08 UK basketball is an aids cat.
The guy who just broke up with me is a fucking aids cat.
The guy who, on the first date, seriously asked me "Do you wanna see it?" is an aids cat!
by Philifrodick March 21, 2008
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