Actuals

Its commonly used in New Zealand, its another way of saying “ Really?? ” or “ for real?? ”

Ben: “ bro i just got a gf ”
Jake: “ Actuals?? ”
Ben “ yess ”

by Yuuurr June 19, 2023

actual zombie

the thing that goes after "New Response Just Dropped" in the infamous anarchy chess chain. this is usually succeeded by "Call the exorcist!" or ???.

person 1 - google en passant
person 2 - holy hell
person 1 - new response just dropped
person 2 - actual zombie

by Pig Man, Pig Fan July 23, 2025

swedish guy but actually danish

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020

actually stephen

Narcissistic.

Friend 1: Oml you are so actually stephen.
Friend 2: Screw you. I'm better.

by dontttt June 28, 2020

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

Actually Romantic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe when someone’s hate or obsession with you crosses into weirdly affectionate territory. Comes from Taylor Swift’s 2025 song “Actually Romantic” on The Life of a Showgirl, where she mocks a rival’s fixation on her by calling it “sweet” and “romantic.”

Basically means: You’re so obsessed it’s kind of flattering.

She’s been subtweeting me for weeks. Honestly? It’s actually romantic.

by tslover1989 October 17, 2025

Actual Nigga

An actual nigga who licks bootyholes every day

John- are you an actual nigga
Tyron-ask yo dad what happen last night when i ate them poopie booty cheecks

by thatoneuglyassnigga June 28, 2022