Yarneary Thread

A type of yarn thread just to piss you off.

I'm going to use some of that yarneary thread for making pockets.

by Unlucky_Possum September 27, 2023

thread

Someone that’s is keeping you alive; happy.

I’m hanging by a thread. My best friend, Olivia, is my thread.

by charlidanelio January 12, 2021

thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.

My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.

by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025

Boss Threads

Street talk for smart-casual clothes which look particularly nice on someone.

'They are some Boss Threads you have on today, dude'

by Unlimited_Boldness November 1, 2016

thread fic

A piece of fanfiction written via a Twitter thread

"I read this really cool thread fic the other day"
"Oh neat"
"Yeah I just wish it wasn't on the elongated muskrat website"

by newwwwusername July 15, 2023

Thread Clogger

A person who posts multiple links on Facebook and causes their friends' feed to be inundated with useless information.

She posts links to celebrity birthdays 10 times in a row every morning. I know, she's such a thread clogger.

by SublimeBabie April 16, 2011

Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.

Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle

by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025