Ned

Ned is a person who is the most sweetest kindest and handsomest person

Wow it’s Ned

by Urnanzarehot June 7, 2022

Big Dawg Ned

Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.

Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!

by John Wock August 21, 2022

Ned Armstrong

Fat bitch, I know 5 fat people and he is 4 of them.

Ur a ned Armstrong

by Crackerjacker68+1 August 28, 2022

Ned

The personality of Crutchie, Buddy the elf, and Benji from Pitch Perfect. Will nervously laugh when extremely uncomfortable or confused. Steals clothes from others even if they are sizes too small, then proceeds to gaslight them into thinking the clothes were never theirs. He will also use your injuries against you and gaslight you using them.

Person 1: Hey Ned! Wait… is that my shirt
Ned: Sharon we’ve talked about this I bought this shirt in Florida 2 years ago. You really need to watch that concussion of yours it’s making you crazy

by Buddy (the elf) September 12, 2022

ned subotic

He is a god, he has a big dick that he can use to impregnate your mother

Whos Ned Subotic...

A God

by MCmisterbate April 28, 2022

Ned

A name for someome who acts obsessed with their significant, but is actually a cheater.

Referring to Ned Fulmer from the Try Guys

“Tyler loves his girlfriend he won’t stop talking about her”

“Are you kidding he’s a Ned! He slept with his coworker.”

by Dent tail September 27, 2022

Ned

Ned is a name for a non-binary person these people can be very very annoying and mean but there chill but rude

person 1: that ned person is a bit rude but their chill!
person 2: I know its cool

by anonymous December 12, 2021