Jason

Not at all trustworthy, or just flat out annoying.

Jason just ran off with my money!

by Kylo_ren February 27, 2016

Jason

Jason is typically a young man, that while online gaming you can hear his mommy ask if he wants a snack. They are prone to driving while intoxicated, and their live of flabby women and beer know no limits. They seem trustworthy, but generally have a fake laugh and an unusually annoying father figure.

That guy is pear shaped, is he a Jason?

by VernElkridge February 16, 2019

Jason

An absolute pure cunt. Weird quiet, possible school shooter and lacking up there

You really don't want to be like jason

by Columbines next school shooter November 16, 2017

Jason

a Jason is gay and likes lady-boys

Jason, upon his return from his Thailand adventure, told many stories about his lady-boy conquests.

by markfivestar August 29, 2011

Jason

Anyone with this name is a douchebag. Period.

Wow, Jason's such a douchebag.

by NoOneInParticular231 February 17, 2017

Jason

Jason

Jason is a guy with a large forhead and with friends like weed and bud,he is an intelligent guy with no heart beating inside him,you will get to know that the longer you know him..

Jason once went out with a girl for five years and dumped her for a girl with a bigger wage,he is the kinda shy awkward lovely type of guy who will leave a girl crying at the alter he is sooo nice and friendly yall..saracasm

The truth is nobody will be the future mrs N... Because he is a sociopath and will get found out sooner or later the mask of charm will slip..

by jasonisanerd December 27, 2013

Jason

The best guy on the planet. He can make you feel comfortable, and loved. If he was your boyfriend, he'd never let you go unless you let him go. He'll do what you say and his voice is soft and warm. He is the best guy you'll ever meet and is normally really short. He really enjoys sports and hates football but still very fit and sporty. He has never wore jeans in his life. He is the complete opposite of high maintenance. Jason is the best guy you'll meet. Ever.

Girl 1: I love Jason, isn't he just perfect?
Girl 2: Yes. But he is too good for me.

Girl 1: I know. He is so hot though!

by Holland Marty October 10, 2013