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Dirt Hamster

One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.
by Salt001 May 9, 2013
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peanut the hamster

Peanut the hamster is cute amazing furry loving caring and is the cutest hamster in world owner is Dakota
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choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget
Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.
by hairydwarf February 7, 2014
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Frosted Hamster

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth enough the expand her cheeks, i.e. like a hamster.
Sarah has blue balled James for so long, that when she got him off, he made her into a frosted hamster.
by Moist_Boi March 5, 2017
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Hamster cock

An Extremely small penis which are more prone of appear with people called Harry.
First Guy:OMG bro you have such a hamster cock.
by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019
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Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?
Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin
by I luv dogs June 27, 2023
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hanny hamster

a hanny hamster is a lady who has great class, and an even greater ass. every guy wants her but she’s looking for the one who’s special. she typically only has one best friend, but is friendly to all who deserve it. she never feels truly happy, but that’s the way everyone else sees her. she sometimes will have a bad past, but always a bright future. hanny hamsters are very compatible with baileys. they won’t take shit from ANYONE. they’ll always support what’s right.
person 1) she is so nice who is she
person 2) not sure, but definitely a hanny hamster in the making!
person 1) i agree
by beepboopbeep124 February 14, 2018
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