goober gazer

One who stairs at your penis threw your pants . Very awkward stair from another male.

I was working hard and looked over, Mike was justa staring. That goober gazer.

by FLIP017 June 19, 2014

goober hog

A stupid hog that likes incest.

Shut, you goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019

goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.

Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.

by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Goober Shnoober

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.

What about my goober shnoober, whats going on?

by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018

golly goobers

Golly goobers is a way of expressing your surprise.It is like saying OMG or Jesus Christ . This word originates from the spongebob saying of goofy goobers .

Golly Goobers! A chicken just jumped out my wardrobe !

by aev May 13, 2020