maurice, work is fucking me off, lets go for a quick tactical shag in the disabled toilets and get back to it.
by cool...cool-cool-cool November 21, 2020
by Ig/Ww3.in_the_making.jpeg February 03, 2020
Person #1: Did you have sex with that guy last night? How was it?
Person #2: It was shit. It was a total shotgun shag.
Person #1: Ha! Unlucky.
Person #2: It was shit. It was a total shotgun shag.
Person #1: Ha! Unlucky.
by Livliga March 25, 2019
"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017
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by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003