Pug People

A modern group of people, usually in their late teens, twenties and even early thirties, who, like pugs, have lost all the redeeming qualities of their ancestors. They've lost the ability to do basic tasks. They can't get across town because they're not confident in their ability to drive on Highways. They get nervous standing in line at the Post Office because they're around more than 4 strangers at once. They can't leave the house because their anxiety is "too high" that day.

They have the grit, tenacity, and general mental state of a pug.

"I offered Todd my extra ticket to the ball game this weekend, but he said he didn't like to be around loud noises for more than two episodes of a TV show."

"He's one of those pug people. You have to hold him for a few minutes before his breathing calms down."

by Babagooshradoosh January 17, 2025

rip me a pug

To ask someone to peel the skin from a sumo mandarin for you.

Variations: to rip a pug, rippin pugs.

"Ya wanna rip me a pug, babe? You know I can't resist the delicious sweetness inside that loosely skinned fruit."

"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."

by fatsmcgee March 4, 2025

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

by Tom TNT May 12, 2025

Pug dogg'n

Someone who lives life with the view that magic might be around every counter. They never know what’s going to happen, they don’t plan for anything happening but they know what ever happens will be magical. They do little things everyday to make the world a better place. From flicking a smile in the street to putting a bit of extra love into making a stranger coffee.

Dressed in a cape and wielding a spatula, Ben took pug dogg'n to new heights as he attempted to conquer the culinary world, one giant pancake at a time.

by Doggy Dog Father April 8, 2024

Nose cancelling ear pugs

When the boys of the house make a smell you don't want to hear about.

Nose cancelling ear pugs , I don't want that smell in my nose, I'm plugging my ear holes because I can hear that smell.

by Duertromety December 1, 2021

pink pug

shovel loving screaming pink pugs frolic in pits for help (in memory of Pink Pug 31, whose life was cherished by 45 other pink pugs. Especially one shovel loving Pink Pug, Pink Pug number 5. Every time Pink Pug 31 screamed for help, pink pug number 5 was always there with a shovel to help. Pink pug 31 will always be remembered in our hearts, and screams. He never failed to be the light in our darkness. Even when he fell into the dark pit and didn’t leave alive. We also applaud Pink Pug #5 for digging Pink pug #31 out of the pit. He also.. dug #31’s grave. We will miss him, cherish him, and scream for him even when he’s in the after life. Pink Pugs rise forever.)

"You're so pink!" person 1 says. "What?" replies person 2. "You're a pink pug!" person 1 shouts!

by pinkpug31 February 16, 2024

Pug

A dog that is the definition of bitch. It doesn’t care if your black, asian, white or disabled, it’ll bite you endlessly. This is a creature of no mercy, ASGORE in reality.

Person:Aww look at that pug!
Pug: You dare mock my appearance, thine fool?
Person:NOOOO!!!!
Pug: Victory shall be mine.

by Browhoisusingbobthedude February 26, 2024