when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.
I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.
by Neffinski December 25, 2013
Get the The Stafford Lookmug. by Epic_Gamer45 June 17, 2019
Get the it looks finemug. the soft yet still self deprecating way of acknowledging the fact you don’t appear up to your standards.
similar to a homeless person(aka: a bum), they aren’t necessarily ugly yet due to circumstances they are perceived as otherwise. however, on a good day or with appropriate attire, they are clearly attractive.
makes a lot of sense when referring to the concept that “there is no such thing as being ugly, just being broke.”
similar to a homeless person(aka: a bum), they aren’t necessarily ugly yet due to circumstances they are perceived as otherwise. however, on a good day or with appropriate attire, they are clearly attractive.
makes a lot of sense when referring to the concept that “there is no such thing as being ugly, just being broke.”
by untitledtilfurthernotice September 29, 2019
Get the look bummymug. Looking for Alaska is one of John Green's books that have been written by the author John Green. The story takes places that is divided into two parts, before and after.
Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.
After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.
If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!
Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.
After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.
If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!
Weird person I don't know or like: Have you read Looking For Alaska?
Me: *starts yodelling
WPIDKOL: u ok?
Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!
WPIDKOL: okay......?
Me: *starts yodelling
WPIDKOL: u ok?
Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!
WPIDKOL: okay......?
by notamazingwords August 27, 2017
Get the Looking for Alaskamug. to spot a smokin' chick and position yourself in a spot where she can not see you stare at her, usually a person would pretend to talk to someone to do this.
(Dude spots girl and moves too look like hes staring at friend)
friend: Dude, why are you staring like that?
you: im shoulder looking at the hot chick at your six.
friend: Dude, why are you staring like that?
you: im shoulder looking at the hot chick at your six.
by mysterious Will July 15, 2010
Get the shoulder lookingmug. by TheLaw32 August 19, 2007
Get the page lookingmug. The look that a grown ass man has on his face when he wants to put his dick in anything. Usually occurs after several liquor drinks mixed with xanax.
Chad: Dude, Bobby has that molester look in his eye again..
Jonathan: Someone's butthole is in serious jeopardy...
Jonathan: Someone's butthole is in serious jeopardy...
by Newby27Heath31 July 17, 2010
Get the Molester Lookmug.