it's a long story

Said when they ask you something you don't have time to explain
Hey, aren't you at school?

Not today. It's a long story.
Get the it's a long story mug.

long winded

boring and long in speaking or writing, wherein there does not seem to be much particular relevance or significance; as such is typically extolled by individuals who are oblivous and synonymously known as a gas bag, wind bag, blow hard, bloviate, etc.; or, otherwise, is expressed by a persons who is so over fraught with an idea that they are not able to explain it plain and simply.
Example 1: The President of the Board of Commissioners is a real blow hard, as it never fails that he has to stonewall through the entire meeting and grandstand everyone with his long winded sessions, not letting anyone have equal time to particpate or counter his position.

Example 2: She failed to get support from voters when she made a long winded presentation to the Board of Commissioners, instead of a well planned out and well considered offer.
by Z Last Words October 03, 2009
Get the long winded mug.

long dong

i have a long dong
by Justin and Marcus April 29, 2003
Get the long dong mug.

long island

I can't believe all of the things people have written here. Long Island can't be upstate solely based on that fact that is the southern-most part of New York. With that said, Most areas such as Nassau County and Western Suffolk County are not rural. Rural areas are hours from any type of city, having farms and acres of unused land. None of that is in any of these areas. I think that you people are just being defensive about where you are from. Nassau County is not an hour from the city. With traffic permitting, it is slightly over a 1/2 hour from the eastern part. I wont compare LI to Manhatten because Manhatten is Urban, but areas in queens are just as nice, and much nicer than areas on Long Island. We do have nice areas, but we also have bad areas as well. Areas like Hempstead are just the same as some parts of Queens, accept it.
stop being ignorant and labeling people from Long Island as "hicks," especially being that there are places in Nassau County that are under a mile outside of Queens.
by Joe March 08, 2005
Get the long island mug.

Long Allen

The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.
Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.

I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.
by Skete Gheyvidson April 13, 2022
Get the Long Allen mug.

Long Belt

When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----
I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.
by hugedongus December 09, 2019
Get the Long Belt mug.

Long Idiot

by roxasthenobody98 April 25, 2022
Get the Long Idiot mug.