by poppydinbus May 30, 2018
Get the Johnmug. This name is the best name in the world. it is defiantly better than the name "Cole". John is very sexy, hot, smart, manly, brave, and nice. I love the name John
John is hot
by XxTOASTYxX January 25, 2018
Get the Johnmug. Hes the sweetest guy you'll meet. Hes shy if you dont know him and he doesn't easily open up, however when he does its because he truly cares for you as a Friend or partner. Hes often smart, but doesn't try hard enough to realize and hes loyal till the day you die.
by Fantasy Writer October 5, 2017
Get the Johnmug. This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
by Joguan 69420 November 14, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John is one of the best people you will ever meet he will hang out with you but thats the side he fakes when he is alone he thinks about his life and he might cry for know reason and he won't tell you why when he has a girlfriend he treats her like a queen there is not a thing that comes between him and his girlfriend
P.s my name is john
P.s my name is john
by Johnleder October 9, 2018
Get the Johnmug. 
Look at that cunt John
by JohnWAJojo’sObsession July 18, 2018
Get the Johnmug.