John

John

Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.

He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!

Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...

John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool

He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!

I need a John in my life, Get me a John, Lucky girls have a John

by MiddleAgedMoose October 23, 2018

Johns

An item, or an object. Normally referred to in a hood manner.

Gabe: aye homie, where dem’ Johns at?
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly

by Big slimmy April 20, 2019

John

A gay boi who is trash at all things to do with gaming and is thinner than a stick however SOMETIMES he is a good friend

Stop being a john

by Sapsucker March 3, 2019

John

This name is the best name in the world. it is defiantly better than the name "Cole". John is very sexy, hot, smart, manly, brave, and nice. I love the name John

John is hot

by XxTOASTYxX January 25, 2018

John

The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.

'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"

by rocky bob August 15, 2018

John

John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm

John has a really big dick

by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019

John

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge

Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....

by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019