The state of being so inebriated that you find it extremely difficult, to speak, or function properly.
by JesusLice December 15, 2009
1.) How a true Chicagoan refers to the Chicago Bears.
2.) A term made famous by Saturday Night Live's very own Bill Swerski's Super Fans. Actors/Comedians include: Joe Mantegna, Mike Myers, Chris Farely, Rob Smigel and Kevin Nealon (All whom have some connection to the great city of Chicago).
3.) The proper way to toast to Da Bears.
2.) A term made famous by Saturday Night Live's very own Bill Swerski's Super Fans. Actors/Comedians include: Joe Mantegna, Mike Myers, Chris Farely, Rob Smigel and Kevin Nealon (All whom have some connection to the great city of Chicago).
3.) The proper way to toast to Da Bears.
1.) Chicagoan accent:
Bill:"Aye Bob, you gonna watch da game on sunday?"
Bob: "You mean Da Bears versus the Seahawks? Are you friggin' kiddin' me? Whataya, stupid?"
Bill: "Just askin'..."
2.) Super Fans Sketch:
Bill Swerski: Good afternoon, my friends, and welcome to "Bill Swerski's Super Fans"! I'm Bill Swerski, and with me, as always, are the Super Fans: Pat Arnold..
Pat Arnold: Hey, Bill.
Bill Swerski: ..Todd O'Conner..
Todd O'Conner: while chewing his food Bill.
Bill Swerski: ..and Carl Wollarski.
Carl Wollarski: How ya' doing, Bill?
Bill Swerski: Alright, we're talking here, live from Ditka's, in the heart of Chicago, Illinois. The city of big shoulders, and home, of course, to a certain football team, which has carved out a special place in the pantheon of professional football greats. That team, which is known the world over, as.. Da Bears!
Superfans: Da Bears!!
3.) Toast:
Johnny:"For Da Bears winning da Superbowl this year, I pruhpose a toast to DA BEARS!"
Everyone: "Daaaa Bears!!!"
Bill:"Aye Bob, you gonna watch da game on sunday?"
Bob: "You mean Da Bears versus the Seahawks? Are you friggin' kiddin' me? Whataya, stupid?"
Bill: "Just askin'..."
2.) Super Fans Sketch:
Bill Swerski: Good afternoon, my friends, and welcome to "Bill Swerski's Super Fans"! I'm Bill Swerski, and with me, as always, are the Super Fans: Pat Arnold..
Pat Arnold: Hey, Bill.
Bill Swerski: ..Todd O'Conner..
Todd O'Conner: while chewing his food Bill.
Bill Swerski: ..and Carl Wollarski.
Carl Wollarski: How ya' doing, Bill?
Bill Swerski: Alright, we're talking here, live from Ditka's, in the heart of Chicago, Illinois. The city of big shoulders, and home, of course, to a certain football team, which has carved out a special place in the pantheon of professional football greats. That team, which is known the world over, as.. Da Bears!
Superfans: Da Bears!!
3.) Toast:
Johnny:"For Da Bears winning da Superbowl this year, I pruhpose a toast to DA BEARS!"
Everyone: "Daaaa Bears!!!"
by chitowngal January 16, 2011
Desmond was once my bookie bear.
by Lucky Anderson January 15, 2004
Japanese.
Gloomy, an abandoned little bear, is rescued by Pitty (the little boy). At first, he is cute and cuddly, but becomes more wild as he grows up. Since bears do not become attached to people like dogs by nature, Gloomy attacks Pitty even though he is the owner. So Gloomy has blood on him from biting and/or scratching Pitty.
Gloomy, an abandoned little bear, is rescued by Pitty (the little boy). At first, he is cute and cuddly, but becomes more wild as he grows up. Since bears do not become attached to people like dogs by nature, Gloomy attacks Pitty even though he is the owner. So Gloomy has blood on him from biting and/or scratching Pitty.
by Faggot__ June 08, 2007
A relatively hairy man who has flawless rizz and is over a rizz demigod. Rizzly bears usually reside in camp grounds where they will rizz up unsuspecting campers. When you are rizzed up by a rizzly bear it is referred to as being mauled.
Camper 1: “look it’s a rizzly bear!”
Camper 2: “oh yes it is, prepare to be mauled!”
Rizzly bear: “extremely rizztastic noises”
Camper 2: “oh yes it is, prepare to be mauled!”
Rizzly bear: “extremely rizztastic noises”
by Rizztastic rizzler March 13, 2023
Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.
Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.
by Preventoriumboys May 05, 2021
A bear living in the northern parts of America. They are especially common in the Canadian Wilderness. They are made of 100% mechanical pencil grip gel.
by KiwiSundae January 17, 2019