Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"
Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
by FIReNVY September 29, 2009
Get the Work Shoes mug."Shoe shot" - to consume a shot of your favorite alcoholic beverage by drinking it out of a shoe (usually a woman's). Variations include a "Choo shot", where the shot is consumed out of a Jimmy Choo and a "luge shot" where it is consumed by pouring the shot down an open-toed shoe directly into the mouth.
At that last company retreat, Bob was totally out of control - he did a Choo shot and a luge shot with Kristin and a shoe shot with Wendy! Talk about a foot fetish!
by Thirsty Lawyer July 9, 2014
Get the shoe shot mug.The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !
Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?
It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !
It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !
by Kaldrow July 9, 2019
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Get the Shoe Strap mug.wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 5, 2022
Get the wonky shoes mug.a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere
guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
by iGrim April 19, 2021
Get the baked shoes mug.Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall
by HogieSTL July 7, 2008
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