Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019

scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013

scissor witches

Lesbian couple engrossed in wicca culture.

Those girls are scissor witches

by Burn Ferguson June 6, 2018

butch scissors

Basically two shaved lesbos with piercings going hard at it with strap ons

Man those girls were worth a fuck but now those girls go at like a pair of butch scissors

by Jackpot dave January 4, 2017

Dull Scissors

When a bisexual or lesbian woman performs poorly during intercourse with another female.

April had no idea how to take care of her girl in the bedroom, she’s dull scissors for sure.

by TreyANDLilly September 13, 2020

scissor dipper

A heterosexual male with an affinity for being attracted to lesbians.

Mel: Oh don't worry about Jason, he only likes lesbians.
Henry: He's a scissor dipper, I get it.

by theelesbianprincess March 2, 2014

Life scissors

Theoretical Scissors used to remove a person or memory from your life.

April used the life scissors on Eric after he punched her dog.

by April Robertson December 27, 2016