Michael is such a douche.
by 2cool4school2lame4fame December 1, 2013

Michael is the best. Michael is the greatest of all time. He has a lot of juice . People actually call him the juice king. The best Michaels are the ones who last name start with an S
Michael is the best
by MichaelSucks May 17, 2017

MICHAEL HAS A BIG DONG.
by Erotic.bodies April 24, 2019

by Gabe aka loves pizza orgys July 30, 2018

A Michael is tall, with killer blue eyes and a smile that makes you blush. He is the kind of person that will walk you home just to spend time with you, and take care of you when you're down. If you're lucky enough to be dating him, you'll find that he loves making you happy. He plays piano extremely well and is a huge soccer fan (go Porto!). He is a ton of fun to hang around with and you feel like a million bucks when you make him laugh. Find yourself a Michael and keep him!
Michael is my favorite person.
by _cutie_ August 6, 2017

the cutest, sweetest, understanding guy you will ever meet. he is a great listener and if you ever meet a Michael hold on to him because there is no one better.
"oh my gosh! michael asked me out!"
by Zazasjzsjdjxj May 8, 2018

Michael is a tall sexy boy that has a large penis. His love for his friends is outstanding and he is very funny. He lightens up the room when he walks in. No girl is deserving to be this mans girlfriend. No other human can compare to him and his Lucius long hair.
Michael is cool
by Kuli___ March 12, 2019
