Two shakes

A quick hand job using both hands.

Went up to her bedroom for two shakes before heading to the party.

by Leaf on the Wind September 10, 2021

one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.

"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"

by noirline November 12, 2017

Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.

I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.

by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019

Two-man

A two man is when two men usually friends have sex with girls together.(only 1 on 1 tho just together if that makes sense

Tim-yo bro wanna hit a two-man

Josh-I mean if there baddies

by semiiiu March 10, 2024

Two tier kier

A nickname for our selfish, corrupt, free speech hating, elderly abusing, immigrant loving Prime Minister, Kier Starmer. This nickname refers to the two tier policing encouraged by Kier Starmer, in where people who protest illegal immigration are locked in jail, whereas violent left wing protesters are endorsed and supported.

arresting people for facebook posts? Thats just classic Two tier kier!

by Professional Labour Hater February 9, 2025

Two fingers up

You want to suck your homies cock

You show two fingers up your homie is going to suck you off

by Kirjastorunkkari666 June 6, 2022

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018