Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021
Get the Australian Home Runmug. by RoundenBrown August 17, 2025
Get the Pit and runmug. Consuming vast quantities of stimulants (namely caffeine) followed by vast quantities of alcohol. The caffeine keeps you on your feet, the alcohol takes your inhibitions and blacks you out.
The result of this combination is a blacked out person who won't pass out.
Running blackouts usually result in stupider, more energetic behavior than a regular blackout.
The result of this combination is a blacked out person who won't pass out.
Running blackouts usually result in stupider, more energetic behavior than a regular blackout.
Dude1: Oh bro, I had a wild night last night?
Dude2: What happened?
Dude1: I drank two bottles of 5 Hour Energy and a fifth of Jack. I don't remember anything but my friends told me I played pool and darts all night.
Dude2: Oh man, that's a RUNNING blackout!
Dude2: What happened?
Dude1: I drank two bottles of 5 Hour Energy and a fifth of Jack. I don't remember anything but my friends told me I played pool and darts all night.
Dude2: Oh man, that's a RUNNING blackout!
by Herr Leiber February 19, 2012
Get the Running blackoutmug. When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.
Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
by Stoney69 August 18, 2022
Get the Shit & Runmug. "Uh oh! Looks like our contestant is running out of slime- I mean slime- I mean slime- I mean slime- I mean slime- I mean-"
by SquigglesTheSquiggle June 30, 2023
Get the Running out of slimemug. A phrase used in poker when players choose to deal the remaining cards only one time after going all-in, embracing the full risk without reducing variance. The "for blood" part emphasizes high stakes and an intense, winner-takes-all mentality, often associated with competitive or fearless players.
by whodat25555 February 4, 2025
Get the Run it Once for Bloodmug. When you report on a story that doesn't pan out, and you don't issue an apology, simply keep on reporting on other stories that won't pan out either.
by Sexydimma September 27, 2022
Get the Hit and run journalismmug.