Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law implies the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021

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Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”

And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.

by Monkfield June 7, 2020

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Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!

One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

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