David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.

Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!

by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021

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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023

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David is a perfect being in every aspect of life. David is well balanced and his presence grounds people around him. David is always loyal, a perfect member for your team. David would fit perfectly into the Gryffindor house.

“Perfection means David, and David is perfection”

Vincent Van Gogh

by Mister mellow November 22, 2021

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david popa

daisy-mays boyfriend, secret admirer, lover, future husband, also has dreams about her

wow hes in love with daisy may, he must be a david popa!!

by ninollie November 22, 2022

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Juning David

Juxtaposition aiming to add queer representation to biblical depictions of David, who is the symbol of liberty and freedom of the Republican ideals; furthermore, June is the US month to celebrate pride.

Caitlyn Jenner's transition in conjunction with her conservative political affiliation means she's Juning David!

by CheeseCAKEGIRL December 17, 2024

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